Top Ten Reasons to Fear Fall Foliage More Than Ebola

As casualties rise from hay rides and fall foliage tours across the country, here are Maryann's:

TOP TEN REASONS TO FEAR FALL FOLIAGE MORE THAN EBOLA

10. It creeps across the border from Canada.
9. No vaccine, no cure. But there will be releaf.
8. Avoids coverage by Fox News because it doesn't sound like Obama.
7. Once one leaf falls, many more are sure to follow.
6. South Africa gets fall foliage in the spring. That's weird.
5. Leaves come from trees. Trees come from acorns. Acorns come from trees. Where is Patient Zero?
4. Fall foliage leads to pumpkins, which lead to pumpkin coaches, which lead to crashed parties and heartache.
3. Fall foliage is free for everyone. That's communist! And what color is it? Red!
2. They tried to appoint a fall foliage czar, but everyone said, "Cider? Yes please!"

And the number one reason to fear fall foliage more than Ebola:

1. "Leaf peepers".

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