Re: Smoking

--- On Wed, 5/16/12, Malachi Kenney <kfringe@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> The undignified way in which the members of my family have
> shuffled off has made me realize that we've pretty much
> picked the short straws for unpleasant smoker deaths. Only
> one of them went quickly from a heart attack. There was a
> good deal of envy about that.
>
My dad actually did die quickly with a heart attack -- but only after he'd already dealt with five other heart attacks, a triple bypass and a pacemaker installation. It was the sixth heart attack that did it.

Ellen, who had to think for a few minutes about how many heart attacks he actually had and realised it really was six. He had the sixth in the hospital whilst hospitalised with the fifth.

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